Budget (a poem)…..

Stood at the back,

On Budget day,

Mr Duncan Smith,

And Esther Mcvey

 

Face of Gove,

Behind Speakers Chair,

“We can see you”,

Peek-a-boo there!

 

But drink 300 pints,

Not much else budget glee,

Then you’ll have saved,

Enough for one free

 

That silly ad,

For beer and bingo,

Just shows you how,

THEY stoop so low!